Cowboy boots?

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always

wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he

bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,

'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed

and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the

boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different

NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging

down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down

again tomorrow!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S

HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'>

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY

NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression,

Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.

Shoulda bought a hat.'