My girlfriend thinks I should get a penile reduction. I dont want to. Am I being selfish?

Perhaps you should be asking this question in Dream Interpretation.

And, Dude, did you forget this old Billy Preston tune? ::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_DV54ddNHE

.

.

Um, before I answer this. How big is it really? Most plastic women stretch to accommodate men with small ego's. Oops, my bad; big you know...

Yes you are, with such a gift you obviously need to have many girlfriends not just one.

thats the first time ive EVER heard anything like this... you are a god...

but seriously, talk to her about it. and remember, at the end of the day, its your dick, not hers.

maybe you should stop dating 11 year olds

OK, if this isn't a joke, then you should talk to her. Women like to have their men talk to them about 'their feelings' and all that. ^^

no way - be proud of your manhood !!!!

Hell no

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Stop .................................... You're killing me.

Selfish? ...................................... No

Delusional? .................................... Hmmmm

LMAO