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A sad tale if I ever heard one!?
A sad tale if I ever heard one!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ' he said with a deep sigh, . ...... . . . .. .
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
9 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Lollllllllllllll !!!!! That is the funniest joke I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh =)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ha, that's old school.
A blonde and brunette jumped out of a building. Why did the brunette hit the Ground first?
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The Blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
- JoLv 61 decade ago
this is the best so far, I am still laughing, I called my husband at work and told him, he loves my blonde jokes, since Im blonde.....thanks for making our day!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
bahaha i havent heard that one before