Have you seen this job application?

This is about as true as it gets.

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a

job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you

allergic to anything?'

He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'

'Have you ever been in the military

service?'

Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for

two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you

5 extra points toward employment.' Then he asks,

'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near

me and I lost both of my testicles.'

The interviewer grimaces and then says,

'O.K. Youve got enough points for me to hire

you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00

P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on

starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work

hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you

want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'

This is a government job,' the

interviewer says.. 'For the first two hours,we just

stand around drinking coffee and scratching our

balls.

No point in you coming in for that.