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The subject of the day seems to be the 13 yr old Father.?
Does this joke bring to mind the problems he will face??
Little Johnnie and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they
are in love.
One day they decided that they want to get married, so Johnnie decided to
approach Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnnie bravely walked up
to him and said, "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you
for her hand in marriage".
Thinking that this was the cutest thing ever, Mr. Smith replied, "Well
Johnnie, you are only 10. Where will you two live"?
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnnie replied, "In Susie's
room, of course. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit our stuff in
there nicely".
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay
then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to
support Susie".
Again, Johnnie instantly replied, "Our allowance - Susie makes 5 bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that
should do us just fine".
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnnie had put so much
thought into his proposal. So, Mr. Smith thought for a moment, as he tried
to come up with something that Johnnie wouldn't know how to answer. After
another moment, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnnie, it seems like you have got
everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will
you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own"?
Johnnie just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, gosh, Mr. Smith, I've
been worried about that, but we've been lucky so far..."
8 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Problems? That's not even that half of it. What about the problems grandparents face? Then the Social System when it comes to income assistance? That makes all tax payers more or less surrogate fathers, not only to the new born, but to the 10 or 13 yr old as well.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Now I have the LMAO Syndrome, thank you. Now I need to go to the LMAO Clinic.
- -Rikachu-Lv 51 decade ago
Oh.My.God.
That just made me crack up.
I'm seriously going to pee myself from laughing so hard.
Kudos.
:D
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
loool xD
- 1 decade ago
I don't get it...
:-/
But then again, I don't get most jokes...
Source(s): If someone would be kind enough to explain it to me? reillyj1989@yahoo.com