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Sassydude

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I am 69 yr old single , retired . I Love to talk to people.I can be quite tart if you act like a jerk. I also try to be a good friend. I collect and send jokes. I can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead. Please check out my BLOG http://360.Yahoo.com/schaeferbill@rocketmail.com

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    If I go to my Yahoo search engine I cannot search for or access my blog. It is in the BLOGGER.COM domain as sassydude617.blogspot.com. I get a message that Yahoo don't know that domain.. Huh?? It did earlier today.?? What changed?

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    I have a blog on Yahoo 360 and it is starting to be too much to handle.

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    It is constantly locking up and it takes forever to load. Do any other bloggers have similar problems and do you have other places to recommend.?

    6 AnswersYahoo Profiles1 decade ago
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  • Before I go completely nuts ?

    I cant seem to see my blog when I go to my 360 page. There don't seem to be a blog choice above my picture. If anybody goes there and has the same problem let me know??

    http://360.yahoo.com/schaeferbill@rocketmail.com

    Thanx

    2 AnswersYahoo Profiles1 decade ago
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  • Does anybody think this blog is funny?

    I put up a blog and it is all jokes. Do you think it is funny?

    http://360.yahoo.com/schaeferbill@rocketmail.com

    it is meant for mature people. Leave me a comment

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
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    http://360.yahoo.com/schaeferbill@rocketmail.com

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    Over 16 if you look.

    The problem is the visitor counter on the page does not seem to be working.Can a few people go there so I can see if the counter records the visits.??

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    If you are over 16 take a look.

    http://360.yahoo.com/schaeferbill@rocketmail.com

    First one that looks and comes back with the title of the first blog joke gets 10 points??

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
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    Thinking that this was the cutest thing ever, Mr. Smith replied, "Well

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    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnnie replied, "In Susie's

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    8 AnswersAdolescent1 decade ago
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    4 AnswersMy Yahoo1 decade ago