Things I Hate?

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their Butt to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the _____ floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb____?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Omg, I'm sitting here all by myself laughing like a loon. My dog's looking at me like I'm crazy. Every single one was right on the money. Thanks for the belly laugh.  =)

Anonymous · Answer

I agree to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 soooooooooooo cool

Anonymous · Answer

People who say things like 'My eyes are not what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?

When you are eating something and someone asks 'Is that good?'
No it is really revolting. I always eat stuff I hate.

People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks, that is an image I really did not need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they do not understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....
It has to be a McChicken Burger, NOT just a Chicken Burger you get blank looks. Well I willl have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*cking McTosser.

When you are involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I will just pick up my limbs and be off.

Anonymous · Answer

Love: #a million. kin #2. authentic friends #3. facebook :] #4. Skittles #5. song Hate #a million. a woman >:[ #2. A boy >:[ #3. beef Steaks #4. Hypocrites #5. people who choose so straight away.

Epik Username · Answer

@5 i rarely watch the movie if im with a girl.
i geuss it is a waste of 12 minutes to sit in a dark room with other people and do stuff

Anonymous · Answer

Hello, Mr. Carlin, ahem, may I call you George?  I heard you had died, glad to hear the rumors concerning your death were greatly exaggerated.







PEACE

missdizzyqueen · Answer

i defo relate to point 9

Seti I · Answer

LMAO!! Yes that is sooo true dude!

:)˙ɐuǝɹǝs ɐl ɐʌıʌ · Answer

numbbbaa twoo and fivvve i alwayyyss do haha =]

Anonymous · Answer

I love this thing, did u get this strait off one of those forward e-mails????????

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