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Can I be a Liberal tonight?
I'm sitting here watching my Japanese TV, typing on a Chinese computer, drinking a 6 pack of imported Russian beer, have a picture of Obummer on the wall, as I eat a bag of pork skins, a bowl of Yams and a big plate of Piglosi pork chops!
Do I need anything else to be a Liberal, just for tonight?
I knew I forgot my Blackberry!
And remember I said just for the night. My house is paid for as is everything else.
I'm not republican or democrat. I happen to be Independent. But was just wondering how it would feel to be ignorant for a while.
So far the tally is almost 50/50. Some people don't have a funny bone in their bodies.
Andrea got it right. The pork bill!
Levon, Now the score is even, but I'll have another piglosi chop and check back later.
People I don't want to be a liberal all my life, only for the night. but if I have to become a total idiot, it ain't worth it.
Some may be able to live in the haze but the last short while has me ready to toss the Piglosi chops to the dogs and go back to reading the Constitution!
I shot the chimp, you may have but you weren't fast enough, it still wrote the porkusaurus bill.
I just ran out of Piglosi chops so I'll have to fix up some pork spare Reids and wrap them in some fried Bidenbacon.
Back years ago I was raised a democrat, but grew a brain while in the jungle dodging VC bullets.
And eat another Bidenbacon wrapped pork spare Reid or A Polish Blagosausage and have another Russian beer!
Sorry, Chief, It was bought with sweat from my brow, the blood of my veins and the toil of my hands and back. The only time I have ever used food stamps was when I first got disabled. That was for about 3 months.
My rule, and Charlie Daniels used it in a song, "I ain't asking ask nothing from no one, If I can't get it on my own, and if you don't like the way I'm living, Leave this long haired, bearded hill billy alone.
13 hours in and it's still here. 9 libs and 22 cons have answered. Maybe this will make 20 hours!
30 Answers
- Dr AwkwardLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
'sup Ol' F... wrapped up the bar joke while ago....you won.
You might wanna just go ahead and delete this one now.
What d'ya need to do to be a lib tonight...you could slip around the boards reporting all the anti baaa-ma questions. Maybe toss out a few expletives with no wit or wisdom... like the other sh*t slinging monkeys around here and then cry for your pet yamster.
You could take an overseas trip to Canada.
- GroganLv 51 decade ago
Yeah, you need to have been to the recycling center before 6pm, taken a 1 min shower, brushed your teeth with Toms of Maine toothpaste, used vinegar and baking soda to have cleaned your kitchen, and for God's sake, don't use paper plates or paper towels, did you make sure you changed your light bulbs to those Compact fluorescent bulbs, oh did you buy some birkenstocks with natural fiber socks!!!! .
Me and My husband on the other hand will go out for some good ole american beer, hot wings, eat off paper plates and paper napkins, watching Fox on the big screen tv at the local pub.
- L.T.M.Lv 71 decade ago
Well, first you need to get yourself a Starbucks double frappe..whatever and a copy of the New York Slimes. Then you need to read Pelosi's book which sold about 12 copies or something by Jane Fonda. Also make sure you study you're Communist Manifesto before bedtime. If counting sheeple doesn't help you sleep then try meditating on every single negative thing about America. That usually works for them.
- sweetguy452003Lv 41 decade ago
Your liberalistic view is remarkably uncanny. Your observations of the people in power are exactly correct Isnt it amazing how unamerican these people can be to the very country we elected them to control.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Don`t forget to renew your ACORN membership card ? Also don`t forget to memorize your "radical liberal bias media`s " misquote below ! Go over & over it until you have completely removed the truth from the quote as the radical liberal bias` media intended ??
Source(s): Saturday, September 20, 2008 Sarah Palin's most famous quote and the problem of a quote becoming famous in a misremembered form. What do you think is Sarah Palin's most famous quote? My attempt to answer gets me to a quote that I know is not the real quote: "I can see Russia from my house." I know that's how Tina Fey spoofed Palin on SNL. The real quote is: "They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska." - AndreaLv 61 decade ago
You need to work on your liberal whine to go with your Govt cheese
You ever notice that Libs complain about not having health care while they type on their computers, watch their flat screen TV's and talk on their cell phones
Source(s): Michelob never gets it, he is refering to the porkulus bill, get it pork !!!!! - icehoundxxLv 61 decade ago
Don't forget to get a lobotomy (preferably from a Swedish surgeon) because we wouldn't want free independent thought to occur while you are being a liberal.
- TicToc....Lv 71 decade ago
The only other thing you may need to do, but its not recommended, is to have a prefrontal lobotomy. Thinking too much is scary to liberals.
Sarcasm…
- $Lv 41 decade ago
You don't need to get anything else. You need to lose something. You need to lose your capacity for independent thought, so you can sacrifice your mind to the media.
(Not that all liberals are like that.)