can some one give me a funny joke please!!!?

Whats brown and sticky?

A STICK!

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

To find Pooh!

why doesnt KFC have any toilet paper?

because its finger lickin good

what did the elephant say to the naked man?

how do you breathe out of that thing

wat do u call a blonde with brains?

a golden retriever k long one and really not funny

a fat chick was at a club and went to the bathroom to fix her make up

and a HOT blonde chick comes in with a perfect body the fat girl is like DAMN SHE HAVES A GREAT BODY the blonde girl looks herself in the mirror and says THANK YOU JENNY (wait loss program) the girl is like wow .A hot latina with a great @$$ comes in the fat girl is like damn the hot latina looks herself in the mirror and says THANK YOU WEIGHT WATCHERS looks at the fat chick and says bye fatty and goes the fat chick is like omg she called me fatty!!! a black girl with great biceps comes in the fat girl is like damn!! the black girl looks herself in the mirror and says THANK YOU GYM looks at the fatty and says bye fatty and goes the fat girl is Omg another one that calls me fatty so the fat girl is depressed and doesnt want to come out the bathroom time passes and the fat girl says to herself ok i have to be brave the fat girl looks herself in the mirror and says F**K YOU MCDONALD'S

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