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Was this a logical event?

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the

86-year-old said ,"Things are great and I've never felt better.

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

So what do you think about that Doc ?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a

story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never

misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he

accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at

the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the

magnificent creature."

"Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his

favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang. Miraculously , two shots

rang out and the beaver fell over dead."

Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else

pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Really LOL!!! Here's one for you:

    After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

    'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.'

    After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'

    The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her:

    'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time.

    Do you know why?'

    'Oh, for Pete's sake - that crazy old fart!' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in July, and the second time is in December.

  • 1 decade ago

    Go Canada, land of the beaver

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice one, buddy! 1 star!

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