Does anyone have a question that I DON'T have a wise answer to?

What's your veiw on muffins?

edit: changed my mind to:

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A while ago, my dad called to tell us that there were chickens everywhere! (a chicken truck... lost it's chickens....)

And running all over the road.

So, My sister Allison and I asked him to bring one back. (after all, my grandfather brought back a chicken for my mom- I'm not kidding XD)

He said he would... And we desided to name it milk.

But, we never got the chicken! D:

And we were discussing it while eating chicken at lunch this afternoon...

Do you think we were eating Milk? O_O;

(if yo ucan give a wise answer to this, then you are a far more amazing person then I could imagain.

and this is acually a true story... we are strange people...)

So, you're saying you are a master of wise answers? Or, are you saying, "Does anyone have a question that doesn't get wise cracks?"

Tell you a secret. Your question isn't that wise.

Veruca Salt, why are you so spoiled? Why were you so foolish to chase after a blue squirrel?

If I saw a blue squirrel I'd scream and run away.

I know I know: how many miles must a man walk in the woods when no-one is there to hear him clapping with one hand.

ok heres one "Do you ever have the feeling that your missing something like when you walk into a paint shop and you pick up a can of latex paint and on the front it says 'just add water'?"

why do you think that you are so wise simply because some internet retards said you had good answer to some stupid questions?

What is the meaning of life?

Oh, never mind then. I'll retreat into my hiding place now after this silly mistake.

Why are you asking that in the first place?

Whats going to happen when you stop masterbating?

What color is the shirt I'm wearing right now?