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Atheists, what if you're wrong?

I figured it out last night. As it turns out, Superman must be the second coming of Christ, and I can prove it:

Superman and Jesus share a number of similarities: Superman looks like a human, but is actually from a completely different race of beings and was sent down to Earth from above, there are numerous stories about his birth and life as an adult but not so much information about his experiences growing up, he has superhuman abilities that he uses to save people, he has a moral compass that always points due north, many people would describe him as "perfect," and he died at the hands of a supervillain named "Doomsday," only later to be re-born. Even Superman's real last name, "El," means "God" in Hebrew.

That being said, should we start writing letters to the D.C. Comics editors, asking them to clarify Superman's opinions on inter-planetary marriage, for the sake of the Kentians 2,000 years from now?

**Special note: as the founder of Kentism, I can no longer claim there is no God if I want to make any money on this religion before I die, so I felt obligated to pay lip-service to Pascal's Wager in the question heading. I apologize for any confusion this has caused, but it also gets your attention and garners more answers than a straightforward question would otherwise get. I know most of you have a sense of humor, so you won't take it too personally.

***Also, evolution is a lie conceived by the Adversary, Lex Luthifor. Have I covered all the bases?

Update:

@ Innocent Victim - yes, Superman is also a fictional character. Thank you for pointing out another similarity. However, that fact will not be profitable, so it was omitted intentionally.

Update 2:

@ Innocent Victim - Aquaman is Judas. I don't trust his secret fish alliances.

Update 3:

Oops, that last detail was meant for BAPA and Christ Puncher. Sorry.

Update 4:

@ no body - Gambit is Marvel comics, and therefore mention of him is heresy. Sorry, I like him too, but rules are rules.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You'll somehow need to incorporate the "Super Friends" into the gospel.

    *edit: BAPA, Obviously it's that stupid monkey that hangs out with those gay *** wondertwins... Uh, Gleek. (Thanks, wikipedia.)

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Atheists + Religion = Disaster

    Water + Electricity = Disaster

    Love + hate = Mating

    1 + 98 = 99 names

    Source(s): j.z
  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    In response to The Christ Puncher, the Super friends are obviously his apostles but, which one is Clark Kent's Judas?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I prefer the cult of Batmanists or Lex Lutherans

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  • 1 decade ago

    You left out another similarity - just like Jesus, Superman is also wholly imaginary.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If Batman is portrayed in a good light you got me.....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dude, STOP. You're freaking me out man!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Trust us. We aren't

  • 1 decade ago

    if Gambit is a prophet.. you nearly have me..

  • 1 decade ago

    ...ANd what if you are wrong my dear a-Zeusist

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