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The Ghost of Scousertommy
The Ghost of Scousertommy asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

driving ya potty.............................uk?

This morning on the Motorway,

I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new

Ford Focus

Doing 110 miles per hour

With her

Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds !

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked

The meat pie

Out of my other hand.

In all

The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against

The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Mobile phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs,

Splashed,

And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an

Important call.

bloody women drivers!

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  • °o.OT.a.m.a.r.aO.o°
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Well, I hope I don't become that horrible of a driver! :) Haha, it was really funny and made me laugh, therefore I'm give you are star. Enjoy!!

  • ?
    5 years ago

    Lately, I've had a complete inability to concentrate/focus on anything. I keep reading the same lines over and over with no comprehension whatsoever of what I have just read. Good one!

  • I came, saw, i clicked...0_0
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Haha, very funny! Purely portraying the mishaps that occur when women drives!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha! Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Pictures of 'Big Jim and the Twins' burning flash before my eyes giving me spasms of laughter! OMG! That was so damn funny...!!!.

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  • Sweetness x
    1 decade ago

    Skeeen.

  • Kooky
    1 decade ago

    hahaah thats hella funny!

  • Sricharan S
    1 decade ago

    Ha!

  • DareDeviL
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha I love your joke....thanks 4 making my day..here a * 4U to make your day :)

  • Braden C
    1 decade ago

    i gota tell you those women drivers, their dangerous.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i agree they shouldn't be allowed to have their licenses

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