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Thor the Norse god of Thunder is bored stupid in Valhalla. None of the Godesses will have anything to to with him.
He decide to come to Earth for a bit of action, and soon finds a gorgeous woman who is willing.
They spend 3 days and nights constantly sh4gging (Thor being a God, he has great staying power).
In the end, he decides that it's only fair to tell the poor woman who he really is.
"I AM THOR" he declares loudly.
"You're Thor", she says with a lisp, "I'm tho' thore, I can't even pith"!.
For "Undernea.....".
She has a lisp, without the list, she thinks he said "I am sore", to which she replied "you're sore!, I'm so sore, I can't even pi55".
That should have said "..without the lisp.." sorry
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- babyboomerLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
LOL!!!! Here's one for you:
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL!
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