What is your favorite funny random line from a movie?

i love that movie!!

mine would have to be....

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

AIRPLANE!

From the movie "Blazing Saddles", when one guy, maybe Mel Brooks himself, starring as the mayor of the old west town, reacts when he realizes the new sheriff is a black man, and he tries to take one of his confidants aside and "alert" him to the fact that this man is a "N", but, instead, accidentally and unbeknownst to himself, puts his arm around the new black sheriff, played by Cleavon Little, and begins saying, "This man's a ni-", broken off in mid-word when he realizes he's not talking to his confidant, rather to the new, black, sheriff himself. If I remember right, in the original version of the movie, made back in 1973, the script has them ALL saying "the n word" in its entirety, but in today's political correctness, the humor is lost in an extremely funny comedy, produced and directed by Mel Brooks. But, that moment when Mel Brooks first says that statement, unknowingly to the new black sheriff himself, is the funniest thing I've seen in decades. God Bless you.

“What are you Santa Claus?”

"If by that you’re asking am I the great patriarch, the father-giver, who fulfills wishes and challenges dreams and brings merriment to those who are suffering, well then yes, Augusten, I am Santa Claus. "

From: Running with Scissors

and

"Buddy" From: the porcupine in Open Season"

Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

theres something about that,that always makes me smile haha

Blade 3,what Ryan renolds says to blade "Well we wanted the carebears but that was already taken".

Iron man,what Tony stark's says to his assintant after she sees him taking off his suit "umm this isn't what it looks like".

"Probably Uh merican's" Finding Nemo

"po ta to. boil them mash them stick em in a stew" Lord of the Rings 2

Pretty much all of Juno, Napoleon Dynamite, and Nacho Libre.

"GETTA THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!!"

-Nacho Libre

In "Men in Black" the coroner says, "I hate the living". There is something about that line that seriously cracks me up.

"Tend your biscuits" from Lonesome Dove.

"Of course you can" from Steel Magnolias

"How yer durin" from Madea

Cassidy - I've never seen that, but I laughed till I was in tears.

"I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much f****n fun, we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our f****n smiles! We'll be whistlin' 'Zip-a-dee-doo-dah' out of our @$$holes!" - National Lampoon's Vacation