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After the election, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin decided to do her best to heal the wounds with her rivals in the bitter campaign.
She invited the ticket
that defeated John McCain and her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, to a moose-hunting trip.
She hired three prominent experts in their fields to assist.
Dick Cheney would lead them on the hunt.
Ted Kennedy would drive them back to their cabins each evening.
And Bill Clinton would entertain their wives and daughters.
This was posted in the World News Daily today, and It actually made me smile, especially the last line.
It sort of reminds me of the joke about the game warden and the red neck fishing with dynamite. "You gonna talk or fish?"
Thomas, have you ever been on a bear hunt? To catch the bear all you need is a saw and a can of peas. Cut a hole in the ice, sprinkle the peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
A nice clean joke seems to make everyone's day. A laugh is always better than a frown and never let it be said that the Ol' Foolosifer is always serious but can often be the clown!
Levon, by the time they got to camp, Bad Bart Barry would be wanting to give the moose a stimulus package and a bailout!
I see little difference in the two parties as they are both into the game of greedy politics. They need to take the bosses at AIG and the Fed along also!
So wise are the ways of our natural world and the knowledge which the Spirits give. May the Eagle always fly in your sky and the fish swim in the water.
soMEone is being vicious today. That would be fun to watch and a cheaper way for them to fly. We could save the country money if we set up the trebuchets at regular intervals and when they need to travel, we could send them flying in old style.
Even on the tent pole may not be safe around this crew. Palin and Cheney are likely to bo the only two who can hit what they're shooting at and I wouldn't trust either of them any more than I would Blinking Barry and Jumpy Joe.
We could always arm the moose and caribou but then someone would call them terrorists.
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- L.T.M.Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
I'd bet money that by the time they got to camp Barry would drive them all so nuts by yaking his jaws that they would decide to take 'the new kid' on an old fashioned Snipe Hunt!
I can hear Cheney now.." Hey peebo, you take point" LOL!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I love it!
If I had my druthers, though, I'd favor a mass skeet-shooting tournament wherein Dems at one end of a field load big wads of Repubs into huge nets to be slung skyward with massive medieval trebuchets.
Funny thing is that the Repubs at the other end of the field would be loading their nets full of Dems. On command... PULL!!! Both trebuchets fire their payload, each toward the other and, gawl dangit, guns ablaze, ever-body fires at the same general spot! Which is also where the two nets meet! And if they miss? They land on the crowd at the other end! I love it!
And, not being the partisan sort, I actually agree (to some degree) with the Old White Biker, though a Bush-Obama team could spend SOOO much faster than either one acting alone.
- ?Lv 45 years ago
in effortless words reall stepped ahead hunter tip. Hunt as usually as plausible. Hunt something it truly is legal and interior of your moral barriers. in case you actually comprehend each and each and every of the basics then something is going to must be from the college of troublesome Knocks, with a level in Trial and mistake.
- Kinkade 0001Lv 61 decade ago
Funny thing is, I’d go moose hunting with Palin long before I’d turn my back on Obama with a loaded gun.
Wonder how many Illinois politicians learned that one the hard way.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
So often we forget to smile, and take only the frown or the growl as our
tone. I find in my Horses and Dogs and Wolves, that they are more
concerned with lightening my mood than making it darker. The touch
on the cheek of the young foal is the secret to his or her heart. The
soft voice of recognition to the wagging tail is often the steps to a
smile. Spend more time smiling and less time frowning and you will
add years to your life. Just a thought.
- bretsmith7876Lv 51 decade ago
Way cool. I swear, this is the best. I've agreed with four people today who I've wanted to throttle in the past. We are making some serious headway on the whole "Both parties are corrupt as hell, let's just admit it" thing!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I would not like to go on that hunt, but I would sure like to be a fly on a tent pole in that camp...lol.
- 1 decade ago
Don't forget to warn the moose, maybe it will take them all out and we can start fresh.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Maybe they could switch it to a bear hunt, and use Michelle for bait.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That is GREAT.
And it would be Great for the Country.