What is the phrase most overheard at a redneck funeral?

"Well I guess he won't be needin' them boots anymore"

Hmmm. Ahhhh!!! You know son, there is nothing quite like the smell of freshly digested baked beans. Too bad grandad could not handle the smell.

Gramma'd look more real if they took her dentures out, and put the curlers back in her hair like God intended.

git the moonshine out ya vermite

I told em' not to sit outside watching that tornader...lmao.

We gotta return that tux we laid him out in by five o'clock.

Uhh,

"Too bad his widow can't inherit the trailer until she turns 14!"?

What do you mean it was caused by "defective genes"?

he was a lovely farther, brother and uncle to his wife