Boring day at work hockey question....?

1.Ralph Kramden-Marty Brodeur,not a fat joke but I can see him driving a bus and saying "To the moon Melanie,to the moon!".

2.Gilligan-Dan Carcillo right now,everytime he takes a stupid penalty I want to hit him in the head like the Skipper.

3.Archie Bunker-Pronger,I can see him being a racist homphobe.

4.Hawkeye Pierce-Jonathan Toews,He has an Eagles eye in his passing skills.

5.Oscar and Feliz-Torts and Avery..I know they're bickering,even in their sleep.

6.Jack Tripper-Mario Lemieux,has the pleasure of living under one roof with two females :)

7.Louie Depalma-Marty St Louis,in high heels maybe.

8.Urkel-Ovechkin-I can see him constantly saying "Did I do that?" while wearing suspenders.

9.Norm Peterson-Roberto Luongo-Everytime he walks into a bar the patrons yell "Loooooooooooooooooooooooooou".

10.George Constanza-Keith Tkachuk-"Hey Keith,the ocean called,they're running out of shrimp."

1. Ralph Kramden (Honeymooners)- Mitch Fritz

2. Gilligan (Gilligan's Island) - Chris Kunitz

3. Archie Bunker (All in the Family)- Not Familiar

4. Hawkeye Pierce (MASH) - Not Familiar

5. Oscar and Felix (The Odd Couple)- Not Familiar

6. Jack Tripper (Three's Company) - NF

7. Louie DePalma (Taxi) - NF

8. Steve Urkel (Family Matters)- Brett Sterling

9. Norm Peterson (Cheers) - Ryane Clowe

10. George Costanza (Seinfeld) - Ryan SMyth

1. Gump Worsely

2. Jari Kurri (to Gretzky's 'skipper')

3. Don Cherry (I think they are actually the same person)

4. Dr. Randy Gregg

5. Naslund and Bertuzzi

6. Alex Burrows (I think I'll start calling the Sedin's Janet and Chrissy from now on)

7. Tie Domi

8. Sidney Crosby

9. Richard Brodeur (he got a little heavier since he became a beer salesman)

10. Phil Esposito (especially as a GM)

By the way... hockey is the best sport (Go Oilers)

They give me the vibes of...

1. Fred Brathwaite

2. Anson Carter

3. Willie O'Ree

4. Joel Ward

5. Mike Grier

6. Jamal Mayers

7. Georges Laraque

8. P.K. Subban

9. Kevin Weeks

10. A toss up between Derek Joslin and Grant Fuhr.

I'm the old one. The only show that I watched in syndication was "The Honeymooners". The rest - if I watched them at all - came out after I was born.

"Aaargh, there goes my hip....."

1) Tie Domi

2) Alexandre Daigle

3) Don Cherry

4) Wayne Gretzky

5) Ron Hextall and Ed Belfour

6) Sean Avery

7) Martin St. Louis

8) Sid Crosby

9) Gary Simmons

10) Ken Hitchcock

1. Not familiar with the actor/show

2. Brad Richards.......from Prince Edward's Island.

3. Don Cherry. Racist old bigot. LOL

4. Was never a big MASH fan....not sure which one he was

5. Man, you are old.....LOL......not sure

6. Glenn Anderson....question his sexuality

7. Theo Fleury

8. Pascal Leclaire.....http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/2844

9. Keith Tkachunk...I mean Tkachuk

10. Claude Lemeuix......."Cantstandya"

Might not get alot of response with this one.......the site has become overrun with children....although the school break is over (here anyway).

Can I change #3 to VVVV "Reesy"? Where's Emery?

1.Sidney Crosby....they are both always bitching about something

2.Garry Bettman....they are both clueless

3.Chris Simon........they are both racists

4.Partic Roy..........they are both pranksters and did their jobs with surgical precision

5.Ovie and Crosby..they are always at odds with each other

8.Malkin................they both look like geeks

9.Bertuzzi..............they are both drunks