Caption Time Again - Part 2?

Wicketkeeper: "And they call Symonds a monkey".

Bush : OMG hitting handling a mere cricket ball is worse than handling a shoe!

Bush, woops I screwed this up as well

Wicket Keeper: Nodding head knowinly

BusH: "I may be from a baseball mad nation, but i think i play cricket better" (when he quite visibly cant, look at how he is holding the bat!)

Wicketkeeper: "Who is this old-timer? Never heard of him in my life! He's obviously a washed up has-been"

Bush: "Yes but I still got bat on ball. Oh no I'm going to be caught."

Bush: "You people kept telling that my administration was the worst thing. After seeing my cricket, do you still believe that's true?"

Bush To boy : " Its very difficult to hit that snooker ball with this Hockey Stick "

I wish i had one of these in my hand when that guy threw a shoe at me.

Bush tries to sh!t on local iraq citizen who had recently been blazzed off his face thinking when should i kill us both.

Wicket keeper: Is this guy for real or what?

G.Bush: Did I get the shoe this time?