What were the April Fool's Day Stories in the Daily Mail?

The queen will be succeeded by an asylum seeker, who is currently squatting Balmoral.

The Escalator dog

carries people up and down stairs on its back

The Man who parachuted into a Paper bag

The Carrier Pigeon who arrived back after setting off in the wrong direction around the World - three years late

The Pope's new Haircut - like John Bon Jovi

Big Hula Hoops

Guitar made out of eggs

Candy Tooth Floss

Here in UK it's a very old tradition to do something for April Fool's Day.

One of the best April Fool's Day jokes ever was played by the BBC way back in 1957s - the Spaghetti Harvest in Switzerland. It showed people gathering spaghetti from the spaghetti trees. We all know it was silly really because spaghetti comes in cans with the name Heinz on them, surely?

Swiss Spaghetti Harvest 1957

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI

The BBCs 2008 Flying Penguines April Fool spoof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kvWS1XwCMM

They had a photo of Jacqui Smith coming out of Ann Summers with a bulging bag...

President was ambushed and 3rd guard squad was in big dilemma

nothing rude-they said today that walkers had brought out a silent crisp or one that doesnt make a noise when you eat it. dissapointing as could see it coming a mile off!!

Its difficult to tell because they make up most oftheir stories anyway