Clothes can be such a nuisance- why bother wearing them,especially in the summer?

I ask beautiful women that question all the time

1) Because you'll go to jail where being naked can put you at a distinctive disadvantage.

2) Because if I see your naked unsanitary *** sitting on any thing in public I'll bury my foot so deep you'll taste my muck boot.

3) Because you could be held for mass murder after everyone laughed themselves to death looking at you.

4) Because of how your Mom and Dad look naked not to mention your Grand parents.

5) If you had any dangle to your wangle you'd get tired of getting it caught in stuff but I'm sure you don't have this problem.

Most people wear cloths to help cover up what one own self feels is a body imperfection. One should not impose personal preferences on others who may be offended or embarrassed either at you or for you.

For me, two reasons;

1) Pockets

2) To keep from frightening women and small children

I'm a polite.

I think the "floppiness" would be more of a nuisance, especially for those of us who are witnessing said floppiness. Plus, what if you drop something, bend over to pick it up . . . . .

for starters, it's illegal

do it in the privacy of your own home or join a nudist colony.

To keep pervs like you from gawking inappropriately?

sunburn

It's illegal to be nude in public, but at home it's fine. Just do as you please.