Poll: On a scale of "no big deal" to "don't leave your water bottle unattended", how creepy is my supervisor?

1. He can watch

2. Anyone can be young but sex themes at work are a no-no.

3. I know where you hang out, you won't add him on Facebook and you were good this weekend.

4. Great maybe don't call him.

5. Creepy imaginary wife.

6. Sure bring pepper spray, brass knuckles, knife, taser gun, etc...

Don't leave your water bottle unatended.

I don't know what drowning feels like - you'd have to ask my dad, that's how someone killed him. I really think I'd rather have a pet giraffe. Soul mates are overrated. My giraffe would be called Steve.

and this is why, at the age of 47...I am still single =)

honestly, if I were you...I would keep track of all this. Very detailed and very descriptive. He also sounds like the type of guy who would not take rejection well.

Get a notebook, and some pepper spray

Yeah, always good to be protected. He's a "Better not be left alone with me. EVER." on that scale.

And the watching you work isn't too too creepy- sometimes they do that as part oftheir jobs. The question is, does he only watch the ladies at your work? And also, is he watching YOU, or your work?

He seems too friendly.

He sounds like an old douchebag pervert lol

I would suggest 2 bottle of pepper sprays and maybe a laser light.

His actions are bordering on sexual harassment since he's your supervisor. Check out your work place's policy and procedures on sexual harassment to go on record with someone in a position of authority above his. You don't need nor want his attentions and you don't need a situation where he can cause you harm.

He's way beyond creepy, he's scary. Don't ever let your guard down or your back turned to him.

If he's bothering you, talk to the next higher up. He sounds like a jerk. Either that or flat out tell him to leave you alone. Tell him you don't want his phone number, it sounds like you're giving him mixed signals. Wedding ring, that's nothing. I've been married over 30 years and I don't wear one.

I'd go with 'don't leave your drinks unattended around him' choice! He'd be charged with harassment here in the US. Maybe I come up and hamstring him for ya? (jk)

He sounds like a really cool guy. Does he have a pony tail too?

I would think a taser might be a better idea.

Just quit (that's what I would do)...

but then again we're in a recession, so don't quit.

Arm yourself.

Bring pepper spray and a tazer!