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Isn't this the best Israelies-Palestinians related joke you've heard?
Some might consider it a somewhat loaded topic, and consequently - a loaded joke, so if you can't see any humor in joking about serious politics events, read no further:
A fly falls into a cup of coffee.
The polite Englishman throws away the cup and walks off.
The macho American throws away the fly and proceeds to drink the coffee.
The average Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The scheming Israeli sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese and then buys a new cup of coffee.
The Palestinian blames the Israeli of throwing the fly into his coffee, asks the UN and EU for aid to buy new coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffeehouse where the American, English and Chinese are trying to explain to the Israeli he's being way too aggressive.
16 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Very good. Perhaps things would advance if people could bring a bit more humour and understanding to the problem.
- thebigm57Lv 71 decade ago
Will no one ever go unscathed? You stereotype everyone in this "joke" and yes it's somewhat cute/funny. Stop and think though that perhaps you're just fueling the flames of hatred despite trying to get a laugh or two out of folks. It's somewhat irresponsible in my view to post such drivel despite my LMAO as there are those that won't respond that way at all.
- thornellLv 45 years ago
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- Haitham EmadLv 71 decade ago
You got it all right except the part where the Palestinian blows up the coffee-house where the entire world is explaining to the Israeli being way too aggressive , all I can see is Palestinians being blown up and Israelis escaping away with it .
Even your jokes are biased . LMFSAO
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- 1 decade ago
No, to be honest. It trades on the age-old, absurd stereotype about the Jew - or in this case Israeli - being 'scheming' and trying to make a quick buck. I don't find those vile stereotypes in the least bit amusing.
There are lots of really good jokes that are less insulting to BOTH Israelis AND Palestinians.
You know I love your posts - but I try to answer candidly :)
- ScouseLv 71 decade ago
I thought it was a bit to near the truth for comfort but very funny for all that
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Oh yeah, I've hard about that one.
Funny but rude.
Well, that's how jokes tend to be.
- 1 decade ago
THE JOKE IS DINASOURES OF ISRAEL RETURN FROM MILLIONS OF YEARS TO RETURN THERE HOLLY LANDS AND KILLING HUMAN BEING LIVE THERE TO BECOME FOR DINASOURES ALONE AND DONT WANT ANY RESISTANT FROM HUMAN BEING LIVE THERE this is the 20, 21 century joke
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Best joke I've heard all day!