Laura Ladybug is in your front yard and she is hungry ...?

First, I'd bring her inside because it is still too cold in my neck of the woods for her to survive outside, then give her some raisins or melon to snack on until the plants start growing!

No. I don't have a gate in the front yard. We live in an apartment.

Laura will have to come in and live on a houseplant until spring arrives, for I as yet have no aphid guts for her supper!

I'll be happy to throw her in my bag of bird feed where she can get fattened up on sunflower seeds, corn and other seed. Then I'll toss her out in the mix to get eaten by my birds.

I will give her first choice of the vegetables in the "rotter" as my cousin so lovingly refers to the crisper in the fridge.

Well......Being the Southern Gentleman....I will feed Lady Laura anything she wants ...

i beg your pardon? how rude sir and ladybug... you march onto my land, tresspassing no less and expect to be waited on hand and foot and wing... go to your own yards and eat there you peasants!

I'll give her the choice between dandelions or a flip flop sandwich.

I will have plenty of aphids soon. Please tell her to hang on til the roses bloom and then she can bring all her fans and cousins.*

I will toss the neighbors at her.