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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Jack Danials
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Let me tell you the story
Of a man named lunch box Joe
On a tragic and fateful day
He put ten cents in his pocket,
Kissed his wife and family
Went to ride on the MTA
Joe handed in his dime
At the Kendall Square Station
And he changed for Jamaica Plain
When he got there the conductor told him,
"One more nickel."
Joe could not get off that train.
Chorus:
Did he ever return,
No he never returned
And his fate is still unlearn'd
He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Washington
He's the man who never returned.
Now all night long
Joe rides through the tunnels
the station
Saying, "What will become of me?
Crying
How can I afford to see
My sister in Chelsea
Or my cousin in Delaware
Joe's wife goes down
To the Scollay Square station
Every day at quarter past two
And through the open window
She hands Joe a sandwich
As the train comes rumblin' through.
As his train rolled on
underneath Greater Washington
Joe looked around and sighed:
"Well, I'm sore and disgusted
And I'm absolutely busted;
I guess this is my last long ride."
{this entire verse was replaced by a banjo solo}
Now you citizens of Washington,
Don't you think it's a scandal
That the people have to pay and pay
Vote for Obamu
Fight the fare increase!
And fight the fare increase
Vote for George O'Brien!
Get poor Joe off the MTA.
Chorus:
Or else he'll never return,
No he'll never return
And his fate will be unlearned
He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Washington
He's the man (Who's the man)
He's the man who never returned.
He's the man (Oh, the man)
He's the man who never returned.
He's the man who never returned.
- Ed FLv 61 decade ago
You don't hear much on the activities of the VP as they work behind the scenes.
Cheney was an exception as the media was after him, so they reported on his every move.
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- NC DANLv 51 decade ago
Joe's been at the white house counting the silverware while the first family's been in Europe .
- Anonymous1 decade ago
He's old and white he served his purpose got Obama elected he is now on the remainder of his 4 yr paid vacation.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I'm sure he's wasted somewhere right now. Don't worry, he'll be back soon with a whole new series of Obama's lies to spread.
- 1 decade ago
He'll be on CNN with Wolf Blitzer on Tuesday evening.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Getting his montlhy hair plug
- Anonymous1 decade ago
They have to keep him in the closet cause every time they let him out he says something incredibly stupid.