What ever happen to Joe Biden?

Jack Danials

Let me tell you the story

Of a man named lunch box Joe

On a tragic and fateful day

He put ten cents in his pocket,

Kissed his wife and family

Went to ride on the MTA

Joe handed in his dime

At the Kendall Square Station

And he changed for Jamaica Plain

When he got there the conductor told him,

"One more nickel."

Joe could not get off that train.

Chorus:

Did he ever return,

No he never returned

And his fate is still unlearn'd

He may ride forever

'neath the streets of Washington

He's the man who never returned.

Now all night long

Joe rides through the tunnels

the station

Saying, "What will become of me?

Crying

How can I afford to see

My sister in Chelsea

Or my cousin in Delaware

Joe's wife goes down

To the Scollay Square station

Every day at quarter past two

And through the open window

She hands Joe a sandwich

As the train comes rumblin' through.

As his train rolled on

underneath Greater Washington

Joe looked around and sighed:

"Well, I'm sore and disgusted

And I'm absolutely busted;

I guess this is my last long ride."

{this entire verse was replaced by a banjo solo}

Now you citizens of Washington,

Don't you think it's a scandal

That the people have to pay and pay

Vote for Obamu

Fight the fare increase!

And fight the fare increase

Vote for George O'Brien!

Get poor Joe off the MTA.

Chorus:

Or else he'll never return,

No he'll never return

And his fate will be unlearned

He may ride forever

'neath the streets of Washington

He's the man (Who's the man)

He's the man who never returned.

He's the man (Oh, the man)

He's the man who never returned.

He's the man who never returned.

Teleprompter Boot Camp

You don't hear much on the activities of the VP as they work behind the scenes.

Cheney was an exception as the media was after him, so they reported on his every move.

Joe's been at the white house counting the silverware while the first family's been in Europe .

He's old and white he served his purpose got Obama elected he is now on the remainder of his 4 yr paid vacation.

I'm sure he's wasted somewhere right now. Don't worry, he'll be back soon with a whole new series of Obama's lies to spread.

He'll be on CNN with Wolf Blitzer on Tuesday evening.

Getting his montlhy hair plug

They have to keep him in the closet cause every time they let him out he says something incredibly stupid.