This might make you fell better!?

Yea, I just *fell* off my chair.

Jer 10:2 Thus said Jehovah: Unto the way of the nations accustom not yourselves, And by the signs of the heavens be not affrighted, For the nations are affrighted by them.

Jer 10:3 For the statutes of the peoples are vanity, For a tree from a forest hath one cut, Work of the hands of an artificer, with an axe,

Jer 10:4 With silver and with gold they beautify it, With nails and with hammers they fix it, And it doth not stumble.

Jer 10:5 As a palm they are stiff, and they speak not, They are surely borne, for they step not, Be not afraid of them, for they do no evil, Yea, also to do good is not in them.

Technically his birthday doesn't actually fall on Christmas.[1]

But he's pissed his death falls on Easter.

I have no idea why that made me laugh, but it did.

How do you know this? Do you have his number or email or what?

no that didn't do it... but-

oh! wait...

waiiiiit..

<farrrrrrt>

Now I feel better.

I am relieved.

huh?

I am..