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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRock and Pop · 1 decade ago

Rock and Pop! I wrote another song!!!!!!!!!!!!?

It's called Jonathan Davis looks like a mop.

Jonathan Davis looks like a mop.

I start having these thoughts,

And then I can't stop.

I want to scrub the floor with his hair.

It's an urge that I have,

And I really don't care.

I picture a janitor, carrying him 'round.

This mental image,

Is quite profound.

I imagine him leaning against a wall.

Maybe, one day,

He will answer the call,

Of all the little mops that gleefully clean,

Into my mind,

You have now seen.

Do you see what I mean? Do you see what I'm saying?

Maybe one day, he'll be a mop,

So let's start praying.

Pretty darn amazing, right?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I am amazed by your brillance, Figertoes! Will you write a song for me and my boyfriend about going to a steakhouse to eat steak?

  • 5 years ago

    luckily, the guys from Rammstein wont steal it because they don't even know who Axl Rose, Eddie Veddar, or Bruce Dickinson are.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Can you write a song about being really hungry, but not being able to eat exactly what you crave? Because I really REALLY want and apple...

    but i cant have one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Woohoo class,good night will sleep well now thanx.

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    1 decade ago

    Right, pretty darn amazing.

  • 1 decade ago

    I can't believe you didn't mention beef. You're losing your touch, Fingertoes :P.

    Just kidding, this is prime stuff, man.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it makes my pants grow a extra 10 inches

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha...thats pretty funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Pretty freakin' epic.

  • wow you're better than Kanye West!!

    Fiiiinnggerrrrrrtooooessss!!!! [you rock]

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