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Is there any way to prevent Christians from moving into my neighborhood?

Here's a loving Christian question:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200904...

I'm concerned about the example that Christians set for the children, what with the blood sacrifice, ritual cannibalism, and their history of torturing and burning people. I'm afraid the kids will see it and think that guilt and condemnation is a good way to live. (Yes, I'm being sarcastic here and wouldn't want to prevent somebody moving into my neighborhood, but is this other guy for real?)

Suggested category: Home & Garden > Garden & Landscape

Update:

Soldier: People probably keep asking if you're for real because their desire to believe in the innate goodness of humanity makes them sincerely hope that your bigoted questions and comments are an exercise in irony. Guess not. Thank you--you just made me like being human a little bit less.

Update 2:

@James H: much as I may not be fond of their religion, even I won't lump all Christians in with one childkilling freak. Let's leave the broad generalizations to guys like Soldier, shall we?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Garden and Landscape might actually be the right category, you could try placing a couple of these inflatable 7' gargoyles in your yard, next best thing to balrogs.

    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/detail.gsp?image=ht...

    BTW 'Soldier' is definately for real, people try to give him the benefit of the doubt by hoping he's a troll. He's a proud product of home schooling.

  • Janice
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Israel will probably move enough troops into Lebanon to get rid of Hezbollah and end the "state within a state." They have probably learned their lesson from the '80s, when they occupied parts of Lebanon for many years, and will not stay long. Should they? Apparently, nations like Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Libya, Jordan, Qatar, and the UAE think so; Hezbollah is a threat to them, too; their silence on the matter is deafening. Can't forecast the risks for Israel, but the biggest risk we face here is that anti-Semitic morons will cut-and-paste out-of-context quotes in order to make us think that Israel is run by bloodthirsty tyrants. The role of the US should be to recognize who is at fault in the matter, and act accordingly.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The guy states he is a typical Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian, go figure. All these people do is propagate hate and like the fundamentalist Sunday school teacher did, murder innocent children.

    EDIT: I enjoy slapping fundamentalist in the face every so often because I inherently believe religious views cannot be used to deny equal treatment under law!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There are unneighborly Christian, but there are plenty of people on Y/A I wouldn't want to be neighbors with. Atheists who think Christians are brainwashed and should be put in camps (who then complain about "report monkeys" when their questions are deleted)

    Edit: They question about whether he is real, probably comes from the fact that the vast majority of outrageous questions that seem to be from religious questions are actually from atheist trolls who ask these questions to make religious people look bad and hide their other answers to cover their tracks. You have to google their username to find out.

    I think he is probably an exception as he didn't hide his answers and didn't answer his other questions pointing out errors in the bible or explaining why God doesn't exist.

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  • 1 decade ago

    yeh, if you put a huge sign outside claiming you are gay and regularly have homosexual orgies in the back garden that should certainly stop the ones like him! And i can totally see why this question is to do with the garden and landscape!

    i like the way his question already has over 70 answers, i think thats the most i've seen. And not one of them agrees with him!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Put huge upside down crosses on your lawn. Wear Marylin Manson shirts (they seem to think he's the devil). Start a society of open homosexuality that includes everyone (gay or straight) who will parade about soliciting the neighborhood and doing all things ungodlike. I'd suggest burning down a church or two, that scared them away a bit in Norway.

    Minus the obvious sarcasm, I think people should be warned of this question asker, he may join the Army of God II to kill gays in the name of Jesus. I mean GOOD GOD people what is the problem with the private sexual lives of other people and why must you meddle in it?!

  • 1 decade ago

    Remember not to group all Christians into one category and I have never heard of a Christian eating other people; and of torturing or burning people, and blood sacrifice.

    What kind of voodoo have you been dabbling in?

    I've never heard of anything like that, but then again your avatar looks wild and worldly. Mine is well.... buttons.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes..

    Practice witchcraft openly, become a child molester, torture and burn people at the stake. All of those things will certainly stop Christians from coming to your neighborhood.

  • 1 decade ago

    Read that guys profile. He is a mouth piece for God. When you see people like this they are either a troll or nut case and do not represent the body of Christ.

  • 1 decade ago

    Soldier of salvation.....yeh, right. Such vitriolic and blind, yes blind, hatred makes you a Soldier of satan.

    Anyway, who the hell do you think you are? What gives you the right to speak for God? NO-one has that right. Can you truly see the light in what you believe and preach? Is your God a God of hate? Ask yourself what you would do in order to promote your idea of Gods will. Crusade? Suicide killings? Show me where it says God wants us to hate. Only humankind promotes hatred.

    Do you seriously think God is looking at you and saying 'Way to go buddy, you speak for me. Let that spite shine'?

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