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♥Kelsey♥
♥Kelsey♥ asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Like this FUNNY rhyme/riddle?

He got me at the bar,

he took me to his car,

he took my took my top of

he put his lips on mine,

don't worry, i am just a bottle of wine!!

Update:

i know, it don't ryme. :(

Update 2:

P.S.

I did not make this up myself

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    lol

  • stormy
    5 years ago

    Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.

  • uniquechicka
    1 decade ago

    LOL Thats awesome i def thought it was a chick haha

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LMFAO! That got to me :P I was thinking something else xD

    That's good! And yes, it did rhyme!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I like it...but Ive heard that somewhere else before though....

  • • Starheart •
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha!

  • place clever name here
    1 decade ago

    Haha!! i soo did not expect that, wow i love that one its pretty damn funny!! =]]

  • Tyler E.
    1 decade ago

    he took my took my top of - huh?

  • SCOOBY-DOO!
    1 decade ago

    yeah its actually pretty good if you made it up yourself(:

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha! i get it! i like!

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