Do the Somali pirates have eye patches, peg legs, and parrots on their shoulders?

Okay...either you're trying to make light of a tragic and serious situation, or you're genuinely stupid.

I'll presume the first...for now.

Not if they aren't missing eyes, and legs...and I doubt the parrots would stick around. (Gun/rocket fire would be likely to have the birds fleeing for their very lives.

And...no. They likley don't speak much English. As for the language you're referring to...that originates with a sub-dialect of English called "Naval Speak" that originated with the British navy centuries ago...except the "Arr..." Don't know where THAT came from...except possibly Hollywood.

Good Luck!

It's ARRRRRRRRRRgh. Unfortunately, with the current food crisis in Somali the parrots have been eaten. The peg leg pirates are not allowed to get in the attacking boats because they might go through the bottom of those flimsy boats.

Somali want a cracker?

No.Those only happen in fairy tales.

lol

No ... lol