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Seen any funny bumper stickers lately?

Years ago they were everywhere. Now I see only very few. Here is three that gave me a laugh:

Pool Builders make your Wet Dreams Come True!

Custer Wore Arrow Shirts!

Weightlifter driving; no jack required!

Have you seen any funny ones lately?

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  • Dottie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I remember getting in trouble when I started driving I got this bumper sticker and It said HONK IF YOUR HORNY and I put it on my moms care she was so mad at me she couldn't figure why everybody was honking at her until she got home to look at car and seen it ,I was in so much trouble you thought I shot somebody I understand now, I sure thought it was funny then. what can I say it was the 60s.

  • 5 years ago

    Of those listed I think the honking one and the I.Q. one are the best. Here's one I saw. It requires a little preface. First off, I'm sure you've seen "I love New York" printed on something or other at some time. I live in south Florida on the east coast, where many people originally from New York live. Some down here even refer to it as New York south. Interstate 95 runs north and south. The sticker states this:-- If you love New York then take I 95 north.- Gotta love it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A popular bumper sticker in Texas is " My son is an honor student at Jefferson Davis High School " or " My daughter is an honor student at MacArther High School " or something to that effect. Now I see some that say " My son had sex with your honor student "

    From time to time I see some really cute bumper stickers.

    Source(s): Texan
  • 1 decade ago

    Think Whirled Peas

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  • 1 decade ago

    Not any funny ones on bumper stickers, but I saw a cute T-shirt on a woman at the bowling alley. On the front - it said 'I AM A VIRGIN' & on the back it said - 'THIS IS AN OLD SHIRT''

  • daisy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    On the back window of my dad's 1930 Essex.

    ' Help Stamp Out Cadillacs '

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

  • 1 decade ago

    While driving through Kentucky last week I saw this one. . .

    I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.. . . LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    Buy American on the bumper of a Toyota..

  • Diana
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yes, one that read ....." Quote of the day" There were 1.5 million people at the Inauguration and only 14 missed work"

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