What are some good, SHORT and APPROPRIATE bathroom/toilet jokes?

If you are american in the living room what are you in the bathroom?

Answer: European

Bathroom Jokes

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that

one enjoys it?

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Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the

decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought

five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a

prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the

neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!

How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

Why was Tigger scared after flushing the toilet?

He accidentally flushed the wrong Pooh.

a blind man was going to texas on a plane, "wow these seats are huge" says the blind man "well of course, everthing in Texas is big" says the person he is sitting next to. so then the blind man goes to a bar he asks for abeer and sees that the mugs are huge "wow these mugs are huge" says him. "of course, everything is big in texas" says the barman. "where is the bathrrom?" says the blindman. "down the hallway" says the barman,,, so the blindman makes the wron turn and goes through the wron door into the bar's pool. and falls in.

"DONT FLUSH" says the blindman

Why should you never bring Pokemon in the bathroom with you?

Because they Pikachu.

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knock knock who's there? Pooch and Jimmy Pooch and Jimmy who? "Pooch" your arms around me and "Jimmy" a kiss It's pretty corny, but it cracked my four year up

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