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The blind man at the restaurant?

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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind, and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macarroni and chesse with broccoli.

Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here!"

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    LOOOLZ!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha! Thats awesome!

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    ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---

    CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

    She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

    She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

    The man seemed more amused...

    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

    she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court.

    The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

    what he had to say for himself.

    The man replied,

    'Well your Honor, it was like this:

    when the lady got on the bus,

    I couldn't help but notice her condition.

    She sat down under a sign that said,

    'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

    'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

    Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

    'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

    But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

    and sat under a sign that said,

    'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'

    ... I just lost it.'

    'CASE DISMISSED!!'

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha Ha Ha very funny have a star

  • 5 years ago

    haha, thats funny but gross at the same time. lol, havent heard any of those types of jokes in a while

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  • 1 decade ago

    Love it!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lolzzz!!! What a laugh! I needed that! Thanks!!!

    -be happi, live well.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    your the star of tonight's show my man

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omfg lolololloololol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha that's a good one!!

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO. Dat was funny. I gotta admit the funniest i heard all nite. Thanks 4 sharing...... LOL

    ..................................MORENITA XOXO

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