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Hope this joke makes you smile even just a tiny weeny little bit.?
At the Women's Lib International Conference .. .
The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said: "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker, from Russia, stood up and said: "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well."
(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, an Asian lady, stood up and said: "After last year's conference, I went home and told that lazy husband of mine, Pedro, that I was through getting his slippers, cooking his meals all the time, washing his underwear and that he was going to have to do them himself."
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued; "After the first day, I see nothing. After the second day, again I see nothing, but after the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
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19 Answers
- ``♥Bєllє η ♥``Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
haha lol..didn't make me smile but it made me giggle!! thats better than smiling!! :) :) :) :)
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Source(s): not my smile but my small laugh.. ^_^ - Anonymous1 decade ago
Awesome.
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing, she's already been told twice.
what's the first thing a woman does when she gets home from the battered women's shelter?
the dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I am an Asian woman, and men do have a capacity of being complete jerks, sorry but i couldnt smile
- Anonymous5 years ago
nice I got one too A man and a lady were at the bank. The lady asks the man what she should use for a password. For humor, the man typed in "MY PENIS" and hit enter. The lady started laughing because the screen said "NOT LONG ENOUGH" imao
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- 1 decade ago
OMG im still laughing. Dat was hilarious . LOL.............. Get a sense of humor people its only a joke. It made my day.. All the jokes did. Thanks guys.