What, exactly, is a prophet of java?

I am, naturally! I was selected to receive unto me the gift of caffination that I might spread her goodness across the nets.

answer: give it up, my friend. They don't want to see why Jews don't believe Jesus was the Jewish Messiah. One prophecy Jesus made that DID NOT HAPPEN: That he would return before his listeners died. He seems a tad late on that account. Notice how many of them attack you rather than answer your question. YFJA is not a "secular" Jew. That's pretty revolting of some of you since you obviously don't know her (or me, for that matter). For the nitwits - I was a Christian and studied - that's why I'm not a Christian. I am converting to Judaism. I studied Christianity for years and was a true believer for many and left wanting. there are ONLY 23 prophecies about the Jewish Messiah (try reading the Tanakh, not the mistranslations common in the Christian OT). * The Sanhedrin will be re-established (Isaiah 1:26) * Once he is King, leaders of other nations will look to him for guidance. (Isaiah 2:4) * The whole world will worship the One God of Israel (Isaiah 2:17) * He will be descended from King David (Isaiah 11:1) via King Solomon (1 Chron. 22:8-10) * The Moshiach will be a man of this world, an observant Jew with "fear of God" (Isaiah 11:2) *****In other words - this must all be accomplished in a human lifetime***** * Evil and tyranny will not be able to stand before his leadership (Isaiah 11:4) * Knowledge of God will fill the world (Isaiah 11:9) * He will include and attract people from all cultures and nations (Isaiah 11:10) * All Israelites will be returned to their homeland (Isaiah 11:12) * Death will be swallowed up forever (Isaiah 25:8) * There will be no more hunger or illness, and death will cease (Isaiah 25:8) * All of the dead will rise again (Isaiah 26:19) * The Jewish people will experience eternal joy and gladness (Isaiah 51:11) * He will be a messenger of peace (Isaiah 52:7) * Nations will end up recognizing the wrongs they did to Israel (Isaiah 52:13-53:5) * The peoples of the world will turn to the Jews for spiritual guidance (Zechariah 8:23) * The ruined cities of Israel will be restored (Ezekiel 16:55) * Weapons of war will be destroyed (Ezekiel 39:9) * The Temple will be rebuilt (Ezekiel 40) resuming many of the suspended mitzvot * He will then perfect the entire world to serve God together (Zephaniah 3:9) * Jews will know the Torah without Study (Jeremiah 31:33) * He will give you all the desires of your heart (Psalms 37:4) * He will take the barren land and make it abundant and fruitful (Isaiah 51:3, Amos 9:13-15, Ezekiel 36:29-30, Isaiah 11:6-9). Thanks to Mark S and Plushy Bear

Starbucks profits from Java quite handsomely

Someone who can prophesy how many cups of coffee I'll drink today.

*scurries to the kitchen to make a fresh pot*

An Indonesian fakir?

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A regular prophet or decaffeinated?

Someone who expounds upon the divine nature of the bean.

I'd call that prophet Computer Jesus. But I'm sure there are more catchy names.

Ask Instant Star. She'd know. ;)

Never heard of it.