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Nice Leave Letter's----Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy and star if you like?

This is a collection of leave letters and applications read and enjoy……

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10' o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both!!for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    OOH LA LA! Those were absolutely hilarious! I really enjoyed them, thanks a bunch for sharing!!!.

  • 4 years ago

    Funny Leave Letters

  • 1 decade ago

    Fantastic

  • 1 decade ago

    Its really funny.....

    I have a joke for you.....

    A doctor and a dentist love a women.

    The dentist have to go for a conference for one week. He scared that the doctor will take his girlfriend. So before he went to the Conference he gave the women 7 apples. Do you know Why?

    Because an apple a day keeps doctor away.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Really funny stuffιt

    ur jokes were actually drolin....gud 1

    Keep smiling

    shuby Arora

  • 1 decade ago

    Thoroughly Enjoyed it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Good collecton of funny applications.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very nice ones. I have already read some of them.

  • 1 decade ago

    Best were 3,4 and 11.

    Others were also brilliant

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good ones!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Excellent ones (after having read many others not funny)

    It made me laugh well!!!!

    Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

    I liked all especially the 1st,4th,5th,11th,13th!!!!!!!!!

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