Since Jesus could walk on water, why didn't he do a worldwide walk-a-thon to raise awareness for his cause?

He couldn't do it these days, what with the holes in his feet and all, he would sink like an innocent witch.

I think he tried but all of the people joining him drowned at the beginning of the walk-a-thon. It's kinda how the last man standing concept came about.

I'm in depending on what you will do with the proceeds?? Better yet I'm in and will handle the proceeds LOL

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oops too early glad I re-read that.. I thought you said we should do one

<-----going to get more coffee

I can walk on Guinness stout, then again anyone could since it is so thick.

Your question reflects a grave misunderstanding of what Christianity teaches.

I don't think he ever thought about, honestly back then it would have been hard to organize all of it.

He was to drunk because his spit automatically turned into wine.

OMG YOU HAVE THE BEST NAME EVER

i dunno ask him when you see him in heaven