After a hard night of drinking how can you keep the stink of alcohol off?

Vinegar is a odor neutralizer naturally.

If your willing to drink alittle vinegar, that usually works alittlebit.

I've done it before, it works somewhat good.

Pretty much any balsamic vinegar salad dressing or anything along those lines will definately overpower the alcohol smell and neutralize it coming out of your mouth.

But it WONT help you pass a breathalizer, since the breathalizers go based on BAC, NOT odors.......

But vinegar definately cuts down on odors.

It's a bit hard because alcohol permeates through your pores but drinking a glass of peppermint tea and a glass of ginger tea can help a little.

Also have a shower :)

well beers are good but leave your breath spelling like ***, not good around the females, and in this case, not good around parents. malt beverages are good, for example smirnoff ice's or mikes hard lemonades. those are about the same percentage as beer but without the smell also, if you want to try liquor, mix with a tropical juice, like cranberry or orange juice, that helps hide the scent and the taste. also, have you tried eating something to drown out the smell, for example ordering a burger with extra onions or a burrito with a bunch of salsa but i believe your best bet would be malt beverages

Metabolized alcohol can be detected on your skin and hair as well as your breath. Make sure you change clothes, shower and shampoo

About two days of no drinking.

You can't, it will remain there for quite some time, it's like smoking,

you can not hide this at any time.