would you believe ~little Johnnys logic?

the Sunday school teacher asked the class~

Who was the unluckiest man mentioned in the Bible

all the students but one were thinking about it

the lone up lifted hand was Johnny's

who was it then ,Johnny~asked the teacher

the reply ~Moses sir

why do you say Moses was the most unluckiest man Johnny

well sir he spent 40 years wandering ,then when he claimed to have found the Promised land.

it was the only place in all off the middle East .With no oil

Now that's what i call unlucky sir

Class ~what was being referred to in the Bible with the phrase ~

"be fruitful and multiply "

Johnny's hand was the first to shoot into the air

what's your answer Johnny

A Vegetarian Mathamatician~sir

on being asked the question

why do older people seem to read the Bible more

Johnny's answer was

they are reading up for their final exams .sir

Yer Gotta admire the little Fella

do have a nice day