How to avoid worms.......?

Question

A minister was going to preach about worms, and decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis this Sunday sermon. 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put 
into a container of alcohol. 
The second worm was put 
into a container of cigarette smoke. 
The third worm was put into

a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into

a container of good clean soil. 

At the conclusion of the sermon, 
the Minister reported the following results: 


The first worm in alcohol - Dead. 

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead 

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead .

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. 

So the Minister asked the congregation - 
What can you learn from this demonstration? 

Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

babyboomer · Accepted Answer

REALLY funny joke!!!    LOL!!    Here's a couple for you:

A little girl who lives with her poor mother goes to school one day. While playing on the playground three boys in her class came up and offered her five dollars to climb up the pole.  The girl quickly ran home and told her mom what had happened.  In response, her mother said "don't do it they just want to see your panties". 
 
The next day, around the same time, the boys came and upped the offer; now they were willing to pay her 10 dollars for her to climb the pole. In her excitement she ran home and told her mom what had happened, again.  Her mother told her, "don't do it they just want to see your panties".
 
The next day, the girl goes to school, she climbs the pole and comes out with 20 dollars. She runs home and tells her mom all about it,. Her mom tells her, "I told you not to climb the pole, they just wanted to see your panties!"   The young girl replies, "but mama, I tricked them, I didn't wear any panties!"
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking slowly.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure the poor old man has Petry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you two fine medical students think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought....... But you are wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought........ But you are wrong."
So they asked him: "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... But I was wrong!"

Anonymous · Answer

oh are you on about sleep in your corner of the eye thats tinted a bit grey, yeah I always remove my makeup with makeup remover, wipes and finally soap and water yet always wake up with bits of black. If you're concerned just wear a little less mascara, use waterproof and if you use eyeliner apply under the eyelid and not inside the eye.

The Saint · Answer

Ha ha ha, eat, drink and be merry, may a good time be had by all and no worms, lol...!

? · Answer

ha ha ha hA ha ha a good one

Ryan · Answer

lol funny=)

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