Limerick poems about my two brothers ?

If you are looking for limericks to make fun of them, we need more info, we need things we can make fun of them about and make it really personal, such as: missing teeth, wetting the bed, having one eye that looks off to the side all the time, foods they don't like, wierd things they do, stupid nick names, etc, etc. The more info you give the better we can make the limericks!

Here's a first attempt:

I have two brothers named Conner and Brent

Their arrival is my life's most horrid event

I have to my mother, repeatedly told

I think to the gypsies they should be sold

I tried that said mom but they're not worth a cent

Including something about them besides just their names would be much more helpful!