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the Ol' Foolosifer
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the Ol' Foolosifer asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

If you were a dog which would you be?

If you were a dog, what kind would you be?

Let's suppose our leaders were dogs. Which kind are the top echelon and what are their duties.

We have all sorts of dogs. We have lap dogs that lay in your lap and yap, there are watch dogs that protect your property. We have seeing eye dogs that help guide the blind and drug dogs that find illegal drugs for the cops. There are stock dogs that herd cattle and keep the wolves away from the sheep. But there is always the old yard dog that lays around all day, only moving when hungry or thirsty.

In my neighbor hood we have a very special dog. He is none of the above, but still is an icon. His claim to fame is, simply the name he has earned, ROAD DOG, because all he does is lay in the middle of the road watching the cars go by. He only moves when he goes to eat and then back to his spot. It seems that his greatest ambition is to see if any cars run over him! No common sense!

Who in our government is "ROAD DOG"?

Update:

Should we have a 'Junk yard dog' in the treasury to keep the thieves out?

Update 2:

This is not intended to be an insult to the noble dog/wolf/coyote but a comparison of personalities, only. I would never insult a dog.

Update 3:

To answer this question properly one must read the question. I want the dog name and politician who fits the description. I realize we the people have our illusions as to what we are. There are no correct answers as yet!

Update 4:

I know about the Australian Shepherd. I used to have a pair.

Update 5:

The Schipperke is an extraordinary dog and brave. A big dog in a little dogs body.

Update 6:

Yahu, Most mongrels are intelligent dogs. Your other choices are close enough.

Update 7:

Blue, do you infer that our government is like a bunch of dogs after they have done their business and scratching to cover it?

Update 8:

Our local road dog has been lying in the road for over 15 years and he's getting old. The governmental "Road Dog" has been lying for 100 days with everything he has said.

Update 9:

Have you heard about the Mexican space program? They need only two things, A tornado and a chihuahua. The dog flies through the air at 70 miles an hour.

Update 10:

Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes.

And the worst thing? It was untweetable.

Update 11:

It's always good to desire to bring happiness to a child.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Obama---------------mongrel with no common sense.

    Rahm Emanuel---pit bull with wolverine attitude.

    Axlerod.-------------Breed named, lost cause.

    Sommers-----------Blood hound ( he can find your money and steal it)

    Geithner-------------Mexican Hairless. with no cajones.

    Rest of the Obama pack. Hyenas who are 4 legged vultures.

  • ?
    5 years ago

    Large Dogs?

  • timetravler
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Since dogs don't lie, not one politician can fit that bill. Dogs are better then politicians. Now if I were a dog, I would be a Boston Terrier because that have a little terrier attitude, but just love to give you kisses. A dog to run the white hose would have to be an Australian Sheppard as they are the smartest dog. A golden retriever would be the VP because they do as they are told. BTW, the first 2 dogs I mentioned are truly American breed dogs. Don't ask why they call Australian Sheppard's that. It's a long story.

  • L.T.M.
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny thing bout those 'road dogs'. Every neighborhood has one..for a while. That is until some maniac comes down the road. The maniac doesn't play the road dog's game. He just puts the pedal to the metal and Bam..no more Road Dog!

    So who's our "Road Dog"?

    Could it be the fool who wants to hug and kiss and make up with the maniac?

    Can the maniac be reasoned with?

    Well road dog, he's called a maniac for a reason you idiot! He eats dumbazz road dog for breakfast! I think we all know who our Road Dog Is.

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  • 34th B.G. - USAAF
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Schipperke - Chuck Schumer.

    Vain, intelligent, yippie, hunts rats, excellent watchdog always looking out for his master's best interests...

    Mine would tear Chuck's throat out. He'd know by sight that the guy was trying to steal everything I've worked for and hand it over to lazybones'.

    Mine is also MUCH better looking than Chuck OR Chuck's master...

    And to the Nazi wannabe - quit playacting and get serious. You might actually learn something instead of trying to shove your skewed beliefs down our throats.

    And, if you don't know, NO ONE bothers to read ALL those links which are obviously pure propoganda.

    Source(s): Just don't tell him he's actually "little." He becomes very upset, slinks off into a corner and waits for a Liberal to pass by so he can prove just how tough he is! He's the only dog I've ever seen who can leap to my chin from the floor in one motion. He's amazing. I call him a "Creature" as he is obviously not "just" a dog!
  • bluelotussmellslikebananas
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    German Short Hair Pointer.

    They are always busy pointing stuff out and getting busy on it.

    Sadly, I do not believe there is anyone within the Administration that exposes/corrects issues. They are too busy covering up incompetences and making excuses.

  • Hiredblackactor
    1 decade ago

    I am a Junk Yard Dog with a Guard dog cut on my ears.

    Dogs are to nice to insult be comparing them to Politicians.

    Dags are honest true and loyal.

  • bozieu
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hasma mohammed you have the Sloughi and this kilb is not haram he is allowed to enter in the tent.

    here we have the same with the Britney we use this dog for hunting and he warn us if el jaffar around the house.

    Do you understand I prefer to feed my Brittney that to feed or care a muslim.They are cleaner and nicer they will never bite the hand who feed them.

    And I feed them with good meat no pork for them but beef and chicken

    Source(s): Sorry haram=impur El jaffar=the thief the burgler hasma=hear Never any missunderstanding with muslims!BARKA FISSA
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would be a working breed of some kind. I would be able to survive out in the wilds and keep wolves at bay. I think our former President was a dirty dog or a rat dog with the mind of a rabid Afghan. Obama may be a Jack Russell Terrier, smart and energetic.---I answered your stupid question-anything before a question mark, now stop licking your damn balls, jagoff!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The govt would be road dogs and I'd become the world's first dog to drive a street-sweeper.

    ...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Most successful dogs live on our socialism -- I would be a lap dog you can always find a hot female to hold you

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