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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

If a giant yellow smiley face came running down the street at you?

carrying a loaded flamethrower - could you stop laughing long enough to survive?

Standard Purvey: What are your underwear made of today? -

Mine? Cotton - plain white

Update:

Mistress: I was carrying the flamethrower - perhaps I was just going to ask what you wished me to do with it? :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I would run

    Mine are cotton too and blue

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I wouldn't laugh, I would think it as another day in my life. If the smiley face came running at me with a flame thrower, I would challenge him with my replica of Krauser's knife (RE4, and yes I have made that knife) and succeed, as I have done before with Giant Yellow Smiley Faces wielding flamethrowers, shotguns, and crossbows that shoot cats. Then, and only when I have tasted the lemon yellow blood of the G.Y.S.F., and eaten it's heart, only then... only then, I could laugh once more.

    Source(s): I'm being dramatic and odd in my tale FYI. (although the fabled Krauser blade does exist in my room) Underwear, uh... Wrought Iron.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't think I would survive, I would fall down from laughing so hard. I can imagine it now...Running, laughing, oh..there go the feet, face first into the pavement.

    Purvey: I would wear something dark, so that when I pooed myself, it wouldn't be noticed.

  • After laughing i'd then produce a Bazooka and blow the Smiley away. As for my pants, are we talking y-fronts or trousers here? In any case, my pants are sacred.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I would think I am having a flashback, And laugh my @$$ off!

    Standard Purvey: Not wearing any!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha probably.

    Purvey: Cotton.

  • HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA i wouldn't stop laughing!!

    I laugh a lot at these things,

    i would drop on the floor of laughter,

    and pee myself,

    if still was coming at me i would start fighting him...while laughing my head off. XD LOL

    :P

    :D

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah.Id be running more than i did in PE today.

    Purvey (lol) : Cotton,White.

  • uhmmm prolly.

    idk though that would be funny.

    & to answe your purvey...

    100% cotton.

  • 1 decade ago

    Mine is cotton....and if it come running toward me i will ran to it and hag it (i am straight)

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