What are the correct customs for the celebration of a birthday to the regent of Yack?

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It shall be an open event. I want Lion of Judah there and Fireball too.

Of course it is BYOB&B

Bring your own babby and bottle...and I get all the left overs.

Yack? I hate it when I drink waaaaaaaay to much vodka and end up yacking on people's shoes while Salsa dancing at the Latino nightclub that I frequent.

Personally, I'm waiting for the 5th! I usually have to make up a reason to start drinking before 3pm, but on Cinco De Mayo, I can be smashed as early as noon, and no one bats an eye!

So, Happy Birthday! Your bottle of Grey Goose Vodka is in the mail!

As long as we are all nice and pleasant and have a nicely presented BBQ'd rack of babby ribs I'm sure she won't care about anything else. Oh, and don't forget a nice thoughtful card, preferably something by Jack Handy....

"I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties." ~ Jack Handy

I'm impressed. Happy Birthday Linz! Hope it's a great one :)

Yack: R&S is a better place because of your presence among us.

Happy Birthday!

We must sacrifice bull.

Anyone have a novel by Anne Coulter? Or perhaps one of the Left Behind videos?

The correct customs are big hugs and congrats for said regent.

Happy birthday, ((((((Queen of Yack))))))!!!

The correct customs are those the Yackster deems as such she like all of the great ones makes her own rules . I am guessing we will have to await her response to find the appropriate ceremony and garb . I will say though that roast babby is always served at her functions .

Happy birthday son-in-law .

I live in a beef raising rural community, would a bale of hay be in order...