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irman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.
Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."
"Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
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- ☼ GƖơώ ✞ Ѡɪηǥs ☼Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
What a racket! What a salesman! lol!
This was funny! I will have to send this to my son who is in the Army!
Thank you! :D
- 1 decade ago
I work in insurance and I laughed much.
Airman Jones I testify is the best salesman on earth.
- Anonymous4 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
What can i say you know your a super star, You know when you have have your own show on the telly (any chance of some free tickets)
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
That was a good joke.
