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I think I've discovered definite proof of time travel?
The song Hokey Cokey has a line stating " You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around". Clearly this is violation of causality as to do the Hokey Cokey you would have to be aware of the song which must therefore have been written about a dance invented afterward. I have communicated this discovery to Dr Stephen Hawkin who has indicated that he is a convert to Hokey Cokey theory by in out movements of his wheelchair. How long does it usually take for a Nobel prize to be awarded. I though it would be handy to offset the effect of my incontinent Great Dane at a job interview I'm attending soon.
To think that only days ago people used to think I was demented. Who's laughing now huh!
Agadoo theory was discredited years ago following revelations by students at SpitenImaje University that it was in fact impossible to throw a chicken in the air and stick a deck chair up your nose simultaneously. Let's hope that we don't see a repeat of the carnage at the European Centre for Particle Physics when researcher attempted to recreate conditions just after the big bang by disemboweling themselves with spears.
And yes we do bloody spell centre like that because we are civilised. If the Yanks want to stick a bone through their noses and spell it center then that's their problem.
Stephen: According to the Great Dane it was more than once.
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- Stephen FryLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Leaving aside that you are prepared to acquiesce to the second most Intelligent Stephen in the world. I would just like to say "I kneel before genius" (it's usually a mirror). But once at head height I feel your Inspiration would become apparent. God (Me) bless you.
I had a great dane once (I'm free).
I was once fined for having no bell on my bike, does that count?
- Loosey™Lv 71 decade ago
I think Balyeiyie (sp?) is on to something here. The line is "you turn *yourself* around, THAT's what it's all about." Of course, with a snoot full of bad nose candy you're not really going to notice that little quantum jump backward. I don't think there are any practical applications since the spacetime continuum is warped for only 30 nanoseconds, but it may have some industrial applications somewhere. Good luck.
- FreemanLv 51 decade ago
For craips sake, do ya fella think we are still at the time of Macbeth??
Btw: in the last paragraph, "if the ya...." the correct word is "if WE yanks wants to stick a bone through OUR noses and spell it center, then thats our problem"
anyway, Mister, you misspelt SIYABONGA, ask South Africans what that means before going to the world cup. FECKA
- 1 decade ago
This fits with my own thesis, "Agadoo" theory of gravity involving pineapples and shaking trees, which posits that gravity on its own is insufficient to describe falling fruit, and which incorporates the effects of vibration, yellow jumpsuits and mullets on our flora.
Meet me in the mad scientists' coffee bar at 5 to discuss joint publishing of our work. The scones are on me.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
If I ever do the Hokey Cokey again shoot me.
Source(s): I wish I could say it wasn't me in that world one where I was too young to care about morals and retardation. - Anonymous1 decade ago
Only days ago people thought you were demented. Now we KNOW you are. Lay off the tomatoes. Fenplodder.
- 1 decade ago
u made the mistake of telling Stephen Hawkings...who copyrighted and patented this time travelling theory as soon as you'd left....he'll be selling it in woolworths in the run up to last Christmas (before it closed down in the uk)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You are an inspiration to us all little bear. Today I am giving up sniffing glue.
- Duncan w ™ ®Lv 71 decade ago
I have a pile of quantum dog crap so hah! its on your shoe! actually its on everyones shoes simultaneously and also not on them.... quantum physics is hard.
