It's Time To Get Down To Business...?

1) Thou shall shall place no genre before Metal (with the exception fo Karl Sanders' solo project)

2) Thous shall not make wrongful use of the name of Metal. (Such as label numetal as Metal.

3) Remember thy concert dates and keep them heavy.

4) Honor thy predecessors and forefathers. (Remember the roots of the subgenres one listens to)

5) Thou shall not kill the scene kids that show up to shows, no matter how unbearably much you want to. (unless you don't think you'll get caught)

6)Thou shall not commit adultery with another section. (One shall not post metal questions outside of phuket, unless it is a designated sub-section)

7) You shall not steal your ideas from another. (Be creative if you're a musician, don't just copy others)

8) Thou shall not submit false reviews for bands to other users. (don't praise bands up more than they deserve)

9) Thou shall not covert thy neighbor's music collection. (Go forth and buy your own cds)

10) Thou shall not covert any of thy neighbor's concert belongings. (such as shirt - go out and get your own)

That was my biblically inspired 10 Commandments. Here's the ones I would have made up without trying to base them on the actual 10 Commandments....

1) No posting questions of genres other than metal, unless it somehow pertains to metal.

2) Respect all genres of metal, even if you don't like them. (with the exception of glam-metal [if you can even call it metal] and numetal [with is NOT metal])

3) Respect other users' political opinions and religious beliefs.

4) The Horns are the only salute allowable, other than the 21-horn salute given to fallen metal hero's.

5) Help peoples new to the genre with finding bands they will enjoy.

6) Support local metal.

7) Don't TD questions based upon another user's taste in metal (unless it's completely unreasonable or the question calls for it).

8) Support metal as much as possible, in both real life and on Y/A (asking questions, giving answers, etc).

9) Research the bands you listen to, so as to be able to be informed when you need to talk about them.

10) Buy music as much as possible instead of just downloading it (but, let's admit, there's no way you buy every single cd you want unless you're quite well off. So just buy as many as you can [such as if you're in high school or college and are on a limited budget]).

Dude's got a good point, Sir Tater, peace be upon both of you.

We can replace many words with metal, in the fashion of the Smurfs replacing half of their vocabulary with the word smurf

I will discuss that when I am guest on the 700 club *applause*

I hope you were serious about letting the 700 Club broadcast in your country. If not, then I am seriously disappointed

peace be upon him

raises salute

Should we just call you Mr tater now?

1. Thou shall not play music at a volume less than 7 out of ten

2. We all must turn in our current cars for a trans am

BA: Cliff Burton, Chuck S., Paul Baloff, Randy Rhodes!

I was able to obtain Pontiac for a box of cracker jacks and a Michael Bolton CD.

Sir Tater; Metal be Upon Him

The First Rule of Metal is to Respect all metal Except Nu Metal which is NOT Metal IMO

The Second Rule of metal is that no one is too good fo metal

The third rule Metal is the chosen music

The fourth rule there is not such thing as metal

The fifth rule Forget the fourth rulw

The sixth rule no such thing as too much metal

The seventh rule is replace as much words as you can with the word metal

The eight rule Recognize The jonas Brothers as Death Metal

The ninth rule Following the eight rule sends you to metal hell

and the TENTH RULE.-METAL RULES

1. To eradicate any jonas loving fool that finds there way in here

2. To detune our guitars whenever possible

3. To wear leather without looking gay

4. To always respect desera lol

5. To salute when saluted to \m/

6. To respect all genres of metal even if you don't care for them

7. To establish fair opinions to each other unless the other one is a fool

8. To help other metalheads find their way here

9. To show respect to those that made this forum to what it is now and what it will be

10. To headbang till our heads can't bang no more

Dimebag Abbott, Randy Rhoads, Kevin Dubrow, Randy Castillo

1- The great Dictator must be referred to as BIG BROTHER at all times.

2- Trolls shalt be Annihilated.

3- Thou shalt never Phuk around

BQ: Dime and Cliff Burton...

1. Insanity is a must

2. Each legal resident must have had at least one musical duel with the devil

3. BQs and MQs must be posed as "PQs" (except for those in leadership positions; at their discretion)

I offer those three suggestions to be considered for your final ruling

Everyone in this section MUST piss someone off at least once a day with the loudness of their METULZZZ!!! lol

BQ: Dimebag, Chuck Schuldiner, Cliff Burton, and Randy Rhodes

\m/ Sir,

Thou shalt not ask any metal questions in R&P

PA: Cliff Burton, Dime, Randy Rhodes, Chuck Shuldiner, and Dee Snider.

Dee fought for our metal freedom when no one else would. He went in front of Congress, Tipper Gore, and the PMRC waving the flag of metal by himself and made them all hang their heads in shame. He is my American Hero.

insanity is a mist must