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How can I get really high?

All right, so I have this trampoline in my back yard, and I want to try jumping off something really high and seeing how much I can bounce... Like maybe the roof or something. But my parents won't let me use a ladder, I already asked. So what's the best way to get high without my parents finding out? I want to get as high as a kite, but I can't use a ladder and there's no trees.

Sorry for my bad English. :(

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  • Lux
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You're gonna jump onto it with such high speed that your knees will crash into your chin and you'll probably bite your tongue really hard. It will not be fun.

  • E M W
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Get a bird to assist you, they love helping humans get high off trampolines

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jump out the window

  • 1 decade ago

    First grind the trampoline really fine, make sure to dry it in the sun, then take a dollar bill and roll it real tight.......

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Do you have a swing set? Their really fun when you get 'high'

    you can jump off the top rail

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that WAS the answer i was going for.

    i was going to say a plane, but have someone REALLY heavy bounce with you and you should go pretty high.

    it's fun.

  • Luna
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL! That's funny!!!

    Try using moon shoes while jumping- http://www.geekalerts.com/u/moon-shoes.jpg - I promise you, it'll be the highest you've ever been!! LOL

    :0]

  • 1 decade ago

    I did also . . I was ready to answer before . . but I know nothing about trampolines.

  • Lana T
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Try flapping your arms.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh sorry, that's not the high I would be going for.

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