Jolteon

I'm a 23-year-old Canadian woman who is going to Baltimore to attend a concert. What should I do in my spare time?

I think he kind of looks like he could be part beagle, but I have no idea if he is or not.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jolty/4886278836/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jolty/4657971432/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jolty/4657340465/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jolty/4653945100/

1. When I was born, I was given my mother's maiden name. Later, my parents got married, and I had my name legally changed to my father's last name when I was 16. My birth certificate originally said my mother's maiden name, but when I had my name changed, they sent me a new birth certificate with my father's last name on it. Is this going to cause any problems? Which last name do I put under "last name at birth" and "former last name"? Do I put the name on my birth certificate, or do I put what my last name actually was when I was born?

2. I worked at two places that went out of business. I am filling out the forms on the computer, and it yells at me for not putting down a proper phone number. How should I indicate that these businesses no longer have phone numbers because they no longer exist?

All right, so I have this trampoline in my back yard, and I want to try jumping off something really high and seeing how much I can bounce... Like maybe the roof or something. But my parents won't let me use a ladder, I already asked. So what's the best way to get high without my parents finding out? I want to get as high as a kite, but I can't use a ladder and there's no trees.

Sorry for my bad English. :(

I have five. I have a red one, a black one, a pink one, a green one and a blue one. When I turn them on I'm like, "Hey lava lamps! How are you today!", and "Wow, Blue! You're looking nice tonight!" and "Oh Black, you are overheating, I am so sorry."

Is this weird?

http://agallochum.deviantart.com/art/Cats-90959774

Sorry if it posted more than once, my Internet connection is messed up.

Example:

"As well, you are required to submit your proposal electronically."

At least, I believe if is fermented yeast. It tastes almost like soya sauce, and is spread on bread.

I keep thinking "marmalade", but that isn't it.

I have a few large band shirts, because they often don't make those shirts in my size. I keep going to wear them, and finding them missing, and discovering them in his laundry basket in his room. I do not understand his motivation behind this, but he doesn't listen to any of these bands...

He also wears my socks if he can't find his own clean socks. It's seriously getting disgusting when my previously white (or pink lolz) socks come back crusty and black...

How can I get him to stop?

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My hoodie has raised, white "chunky" print on it, and it is all falling off. Is there anything that I can use to fix it? Would paint work? Is there a specific type of paint that I could use?

I think they're all pretty awesome.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/Jolty/profil...

She is insecure about herself... She says she has a lot of facial hair and gross chipmunk cheeks. What do you think? Is she cute?

http://www.last.fm/user/Jolty/

Why or why not? :D

I don't think I look my age. In fact, I am probably about five years older than most people think I am when they see me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/Jolty/profil...

I don't know how to apply makeup at all, and I don't know what I should do with my stupid hair. I refuse to stop wearing band shirts altogether, but I'd like to know what I can wear with them. I don't want to look like a stupid goth.

For purposes of you guys giving me advice, this is what I look like:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/Jolty/100_10...

And for bonus imaginary points, guess how old I am.

(Also, I certainly hope nobody I know sees this, which is why I'll probably delete the picture after I've gotten some good answers. If I know you, uh... disregard this, we all have problems sometimes. :P)

If so, how does it differ from a Calgarian accent?

Seriously, it's driving me nuts. I'm from Salmon Arm, and two people in Calgary so far have told me that I have an accent.

In two places in my back, I keep getting very weird pains. In my lower back, right in the centre of my spine, I get a dull ache in my bones that turns into a burning feeling that almost feels like it is on the outside, although not quite. The burning sensation lasts, at the most, five seconds, every five minutes while the dull pain is there. It makes me jump. The dull pain comes and goes all throughout the day. It is fine, though. I can still go to work and be productive.

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Well, my friend has a webcomic. I really like it, and I've decided to try to help him find readers... I guess since I fail at making my own webcomic, and I need something to advertise. However, I don't know how to go about doing this, as I do not visit a lot of forums, and I am uncertain as to whether or not his webcomic, being gay-themed, would recieve a warm reception on those few forums that I do occassionally post on.

How do you help a website gain traffic?