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If you could ask Jesus a question, what would you ask him?

Please, answer this question with mores questions. I don't want to hear about you beliefs about Jesus, I have my own. I just want to know what you would ask him.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    how could you POSSIBLY love ME????????????????

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would ask Jesus... "On that day when you resurrected from the dead, and considering the hell you were put through by the crucifixion & all for a bunch of self-righteous people who pay you lip service but doesn't have you in their hearts... How could you refuse the "touch" of that sweet Magdalene girl that loved you more than anyone ever has or will?"

  • 1 decade ago

    So when you walk on water...is it like walking on a water bed or like a table?

    Reason I ask is that almost every movie with you in it has you walking on something solid, always bothered me.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    opinionson ; gays, blacks, jews, and the kkk. i think he preached love and tolerance. so he would like the first three, and hate the last three.

    i would also ask him if he wnated a religion in his name. jesus seemed like a pretty humble dude. i doubt he would. peace.

    Source(s): atheists, btw
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  • 1 decade ago

    Why did Jonah disobey Him at first?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why are you such a Debbie Downer?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    how did your marriage with mary go?

    and

    aren't nostics so much better than other schools?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why are you so picky?

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